Tynedale Landlubbers Cruise

Experience the charm of the seaside with a touch of maritime magic - join us for an unforgettable stay at the Tynedale Hotel, featuring their renowned 'Landlubbers Cruise' around the world.... without leaving the beautiful town of Llandudno

What to Expect:

Cruise Ship Atmosphere: Feel the excitement of a real cruise ship atmosphere with staff dressed as ship's personnel and your very own passport to be stamped daily as we "arrive" at different destinations

Around the World Destinations: Discover our four different ports of call around the world: from the tropical vibes of Honolulu in Hawaii to the Great Texas Hoedown in Houston, Texas, and from the Viking beer festivities in Copenhagen, Denmark to the glamorous Masquerade magic of Venice in Italy

Luxurious food and relaxation: Indulge in themed four-course dinner menus, afternoon teas and late night buffets; relax and enjoy delightful entertainment each evening

Scenic excursion exploring Snowdonia: Journey through magnificent mountain scenery with a photo stop at Llanfair PG – home to Britain's longest place name (all 58 letters of it!) – before exploring the stunning scenery of the North Wales mountains

Portmeirion: Step into an Italian dream without leaving Wales! This enchanting village on its own private peninsula features Mediterranean-inspired architecture, stunning estuary views and 70 acres of wild woodland gardens

Your holiday includes: 

4 nights dinner bed & breakfast at the Tynedale Hotel


Landlubbers Cruise theme*


Afternoon tea & cake and late night buffet each day


cabaret entertainment every night


Excursion to scenic Snowdonia


Excursion to Portmeirion


Executive coach travel

*please note this is an imaginary cruise based at the Tynedale Hotel in Llandudno (you will not be leaving the UK or dry land)

  • THE HOTEL

  • LANDLUBBERS CRUISE THEME

  • THE EXCURSIONS

  • DEPARTURE POINTS

Tynedale Hotel

The Tynedale Hotel is a superb hotel based in an idyllic seafront location with views of Llandudno Bay. The ensuite bedrooms are tastefully decorated and the restaurant offers an excellent choice menu every evening, with nightly evening entertainment. There is a lift to all floors with some split levels.

Images provided by Tynedale Hotel

Ready to book?

Get ready to set sail on a one-of-a-kind adventure in Llandudno, and join us for a holiday filled with joy, laughter, and unforgettable moments

Don’t miss your chance to be part of this magical experience - book now to guarantee your places!

Join us on our Tynedale Landlubbers Cruise*

11th - 15th February 2027

Tynedale Hotel

  • 4 night dinner, bed & breakfast
  • Landlubbers Cruise theme*
  • welcome reception and cruise introduction
  • afternoon tea & cake and late night buffet every day
  • cabaret entertainment every night
  • Blue Hawaiian cocktail and canapes
  • flambe style show cooking
  • Sail Away Hawaiian Party, Great Texas Hoedown and Great Viking Beer Festival
  • Captain's Mardi Gras Venetian Party
  • Excursion exploring Snowdonia
  • Excursion to Portmeirion
  • executive coach travel

£

619

Executive or Penthouse upgrade £60 pp

Self Drive option available - £569 pp

Self Drive holidays include accommodation and meals only. To check self drive availability click here

Book now: call 01858 469137 or email info@exclusiveholidaysuk.com