Tynedale Landlubbers Cruise

Experience the charm of the seaside with a touch of maritime magic - join us for an unforgettable stay at the Tynedale Hotel, featuring their renowned 'Landlubbers Cruise' around the world.... without leaving the beautiful town of Llandudno

What to Expect:

Cruise Ship Atmosphere: Feel the excitement of a real cruise ship atmosphere with staff dressed as ship's personnel and your very own passport to be stamped daily as we "arrive" at different destinations

Around the World Destinations: Discover our four different ports of call around the world: from the tropical vibes of Ochos Rios in Jamaica to the ice-bar festivities of Cologne in Germany, and from the flavours of the Greek island of Skolpelos to the exotic James Bond inspired Cocktail Party in Phuket, Thailand

Luxurious food and relaxation: Indulge in themed four-course dinner menus, afternoon teas and late night buffets; relax and enjoy delightful entertainment each evening

Scenic journey to Llangollen: Embark on a picturesque journey over the Horseshoe Pass to the charming town of Llangollen, with free time to explore its unique shops, cafes, and the beautiful River Dee

Guided tour of Port Sunlight: Discover the historical and architectural wonders of Port Sunlight with a guided tour by coach. and learn about the fascinating history of this model village, built by the Lever Brothers to house workers of their soap factory

Your holiday includes: 

4 nights dinner bed & breakfast at the Tynedale Hotel

Landlubbers Cruise theme*

Afternoon tea and late night buffet each day

cabaret entertainment every night

Excursion to Port Sunlight with guided tour

Excursion to Llangollen via Horseshoe Pass

Executive coach travel

*please note this is an imaginary cruise based at the Tynedale Hotel in Llandudno (you will not be leaving the UK or dry land)





Tynedale Hotel

The Tynedale Hotel is a superb hotel based in an idyllic seafront location with views of Llandudno Bay. The ensuite bedrooms are tastefully decorated and the restaurant offers an excellent choice menu every evening, with nightly evening entertainment. There is a lift to all floors with some split levels.

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Ready to book?

Get ready to set sail on a one-of-a-kind adventure in Llandudno, and join us for a holiday filled with joy, laughter, and unforgettable moments

Don’t miss your chance to be part of this magical experience - book now to guarantee your places!

Join us on our Tynedale Landlubbers Cruise*

13th - 17th February 2025

Tynedale Hotel

  • 4 night dinner, bed & breakfast
  • Landlubbers Cruise theme*
  • welcome reception and cruise introduction
  • afternoon tea and late night buffet every day
  • cabaret entertainment every night
  • rum punch cocktail & canapes
  • flambe style show cooking
  • Beer & Bratwurst ice bar festival
  • James Bond inspired Captain's cocktail party & fun casino
  • Excursion to Port Sunlight with guided tour
  • Excursion to Llangollen via Horseshoe Pass
  • executive coach travel



Executive or Penthouse upgrade £60 pp

Self Drive option available - £519 pp

Self Drive holidays include accommodation and meals only. To check self drive availability click here

Book now: call 01858 469137 or email info@exclusiveholidaysuk.com